McGill & McKay

My very first gnomes. McGill suffered a tragic wind accident and had emergency surgery. He can now stand, but he and his brother are staying indoors now.

George D'Gnome

My very third gnome. Named after my favourite YouTube Channel.

The Gnome Gerome

A recent gnome, a gift purchase from my partner! Named after a partner channel of George.

Barry the Moment

Another gift from my partner that he found on Twitter and got delivered to me!

Lil' Help

My largest gnome! Handmade for me by my mam.

Great Power

My tiniest gnome. Size of penny. Gift from my other half.

Mary

Bought by my mam, and named by her too. I pick the flowers for her.

Albin

Used to have an umbrella but it broke very quickly! Now he's Wet Albin.

Brenda

Another surprise gnome from my mam. She is named after our late grandma.

Corbett

Used to have glasses, but they snapped once and we couldn't go back. Named after my late great uncle.

Mr. Bloopy

A twisted individual who could glow once or twice.

Porbis

The world's first Gay Gnome.

Gerald

Loves his wife.

Gertrude

Loves her wife.

Gnimo

Loves his wife too. Is very small in a big world and moves around the garden often to wherever's least-grown with Gnelly.

Gnelly

Loves his husband too. Equally small and loving it all.

Mr. Bungle

Named after the band. His flowers don't do well and it's a bit sad.

Ahti

Found damaged in a Poundland and therefore bought for even LESS, named by my partner. He lives a cosy life of a Mole.

Elijah

Bought together with my mam, and named by her. Lantern doesn't work! He loves perilous heights.

Geramie

A birthday gift! She's a special princess.

PlayStation

Bought with Porbis, was gay but lost her flag. Sad

Chompski

Named by my little brother. Strong, silent type.

Gnoamsly

Named by my little me. Weak, loud type.

Archie

A birthday gift from my older brother. Named by my mother. Kids these days.

Neddy

Ohhh he has got a little frog. Name assigned by the label and I liked it so much.

Canoodle

Named after my DND gnome, might like to fall over all of, the time.

Kiki

Gifts from mather! Does the walking in the relationship.

Bouba

Gifted with Kiki! Does the punching.

Benry

Named by my little brother. Menacing aura.

Marta

Poundland Gnomes and they're gay.

Teddy

Poundland Gnomes and they're GAY.

The Boss, Mr. Chief

Bonus addition to the Funny Five bought very long afterward. Safe from the effects of sunbleaching.

Gob, Leader of the Funny Five

They are the masters of the Hanging Basker.

Ged of the Funny Five

Gon of the Funny Five

Gab of the Funny Five

Gem of the Funny Five

Grimmy

A little gift.

Birthday

A little birtday.

Roy G. Biv

A colourful man. So you'll see.

The Tall Twins Kili and Fili!

They decorate my TV! Names given by anolesquailsandmaybecattails.

Eziomi

Into sports.

Dogbert

Belongs to puppy and love it.

The Charm

Shy guy. Gift from my other half.

O' Christmas Three

Don't have names yet! Feel free to suggest some.

Ichabod

Abominabubble snowed man.

Jack

Love's His Job! Named by my mam.

Shermire

My first gnome from the Curious Gnomes series. Named by a friend!

Harry

Very cool glow-in-the-dark features!

Johannes

Named by my dad. Longest legs in the worlds.

PSP

Gift from my mam. Could give you a little kiss.

Mr. Mega Drive

Aweosme. Oldest of the three.

Mr. Saturn

So cool. Middlest of the three.

Mr. Dreamcast

Just great. Youngest of the three.

Gordo

Holding my apple tree is his Gordo's Task.

Joey

A gift for Christmas from my little brother, named by him!

Wilf

Part of a hivemind.

The Gonkettes

Gina (giantest), Mina (middlest), and Tina (tiniest)! Named by gothic!

Sir Sweet Peale "SweetPea" the Giggler

Protects the vegges and herbes. Listen in the night for jouyous laughs. Named by labpartner!